Str 3 Dex 5 Con 4
Int 2 Per 3 Wil 3
Contacts (Local Gossip Hounds) 2 (2)
Cowardly 1 (-1)
Cruel 1 (-1)
Fast Reaction Time (2)
Hard to Kill 5 (5)
Nerves of Steel (3)
Resistance (Fatigue) 2 (2)
Resources 1 (1)
Craft (Butchery) 4
Hand Weapon (Knife) 7
Science (Anatomy) 3
Sleight of Hand 4
Knife, Crappy Sedan, Radio, Shop, Meat
All I see is more meat, and chop chop chop, I chop it
all up. People scream about zombies running over the world.
So what! It's all meat to me, and I can pick them apart like I
would a steer. Except they would kick less, hah hah!
Since I am the meat keeper, the zombies came to me first.
But I chopped them up, and now they don't come to me. People
think these zombies are stupid, but me, I notice things. I got
my ear to the ground, and these zombies are not so stupid. The
zombies look at me and they see the knife keeper, and they run away!
Or else I chop them to pieces. I cut them up like a sweet venison.
Some day, these zombies might eat all the people in
the world, and I don't think I care. As long as they stay away
from my shop, I'm fine. If they come near me, then I'll chop
them up. But they won't do that because, like I said, these
zombies, they're not so stupid . . .
"With a knife like this, the whole world is just
one big rack of lamb."
Submitted by Jon Thompson