Str 2 Dex
2 Con 2
Per 2 Wil 2
Attractiveness -1 (-1)
Contacts (Hackers) 2 (2)
Multiple Identities 1 (2)
Resources 1 (2)
Computer Hacking 3
Computer Programming 3
Driving (Car) 1
Guns (Handgun) 2
Sciences (Mathematics) 3
Handgun, Laptop Computer
Subjects: Project Romero
From: "The Ace" email@example.com
I only hacked into the Pentagon because I heard they
got gigabytes of porn hidden in there. I figured, it's the Pentagon,
they got to have something sweet -- not too demure, not too sleazy.
Tasteful, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, I found a file called the Romero Project. It
was too intriguing to pass up. Besides, I knew a Laura Romero in
college and she was quite the hottie. I swear, I spent hours trying
to crack that file, but no go. 'Course, that just made me want it
more. You know how it is. No friggin' piece of code was going to stop me.
Then my hard drive seized up. No big deal, we are
talking Windows here, right. Wrong. I rebooted and watched as the
machine efficiently shredded everything -- from the Temp directories
to the Bios. Damnedest virus I ever saw.
Very impressive. As I reinstalled my OS (and then
re-reinstalled it -- so damned impressive), the reference clicked.
George Romero -- the zombie movie guy.
So I'm thinking this whole zombie mess was created by
the military. Hell, it all could be a field test! I'll check out more
and <file ends>
"Hardware, software, bullshit! The real Y2K bug
is flesh-eating geeks!"
Artwork by: George Vasilakos
Flavor Text by: Albert Bruno III