Dex 5 Con 3
Per 3 Wil 4
Artistic Talent (Dance) (3)
Attractiveness 4 (4)
Fast Reaction Time (2)
Hard to Kill 2 (2)
Resources 2 (4)
Status 1 (0)
Driving (Car) 2
Guns (Handgun) 2
Hand Weapon (Baton) 2
Running (Dash) 1
Smooth Talking 2
Baton, Cellular Phone, Camera, Jeep
Okay, let's get this straight. I'm cute, hip, and have
like killer fashion sense. Half the boys want to take me out; the
other half are too intimidated to ask. That's fine -- the way things
are supposed to be, right? You bet.
So, I was dating Sean Lehman, captain of the lacrosse
team. I know, you're saying "Whoa! Contradiction City!"
with me being a football cheerleader, but he was like a super catch
'cause he was going to State University on a full scholarship for
archeology or architecture or something high paying like that.
Then Grandma has to go and come back from the dead --
on Prom night for God's sake. I mean she was dead for what . . . ten
years. She couldn't wait another day or two? So, she goes and chews
up my folks and rips out Sean's throat and gets blood all over my
killer prom dress.
I freaked and got out of there, but now there are like
zombies everywhere. I had to hook up with this ex-marine who is not
so in touch with his feelings . . . but he looks out for me. Now, we
are playing "Escaped Convict and the Warden's Daughter." As if!
"Those stupid zombies like totally RUINED the prom."
Artwork by: George Vasilakos
Flavor Text by: Albert Bruno III