Str 5 Dex 4 Con 4
Int 2 Per 3 Wil 2
LPs 52
EPs 38
Spd 16
Essence 20

Attractiveness 2 (2)
Charisma 1 (1)
Fast Reaction Time (2)
Good Luck 1 (3)
Hard to Kill 2 (2)
Resources 1 (2)
Situational Awareness (2)
Status 1 (1)

Brawling 3
Climbing 2
Dodge 3
Driving (Car) 2
Guns (Shotgun) 2
Hand Weapon (Hockey Stick) 2
Intimidation 2
Running (Dash) 2
Seduction 1
Sport (Basketball) 3
Sport (Football) 3
Sport (Lacrosse) 3
Swimming 1
Weightlifting 1


Binoculars, Pick-up Truck, Hockey Stick

Fell the burn is a cliche now. Jeez, I hear them using it as a joke on sitcoms. Thing is, if you're serious -- I mean really serious about working out -- you really do feel the burn. Your body pays you back for treating it right by giving you this high that no amount of pot, beer or hostess fruit pies can match.

Of course, it's much harder to stick to a schedule now. We're always moving, always looking out for food, ammo and defensible shelter. So I have this rule, every night, no matter where we make camp, I do a full set of reps before I eat or turn in.

The others think I'm nuts. The minute they can let their guard down, they booze it up and east like pigs. They tell me to relax, that the world has changed and we all have to change with it. There are no more supermodels and singles bars, there's just groups of scarred, dirty, terrified people trying to make it through another day.

As far as I'm concerned, that's a load of self-defeating crap. Things will get better again, I know that as sure as I know that crunch 146 is followed by crunch 147.

"A blow to head! The pussface goes down! The crowd goes wild! He swings, he scores again! Bring it on, you lame-ass pukes!"

Artwork by: George Vasilakos
Flavor Text by: Albert Bruno III

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